Have a gander at our mid priced Merch:

Beard Comb: Untangle tha's mess out, thee scruffy so and so. Stick it in your big old mitten and brush your mane in a downward direction. 

• Beard comb ✔
• Double Sided ✔
• No instructions needed ✔
• Bamboo ✔ 
• Gimmicky catch phrase ✔
• Not a reet lot of cash ✔

Now sort that wiry scraggle out lad.

Trucker Cap

• One size fits all ✔
• Logo featuring 'Has tha nowt moist?' strapline ✔
• Black and White ✔

Looks proper good on your noggin'.